Detective Rust Cohle [Matthew McConaughey]: Look, I'd consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist.
Detective Marty Hart [Woody Harrelson]: Uh, okay, what's 'at mean?
Cohle: Means I'm bad at parties.
Hart: Heh. Lemme tell ya, you ain't great outside-a parties, either.
-- Nic Pizzolatto. True Detective (TV series)
"The Long Bright Dark" (Season 1, Episode 1, 2014).